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the act of female masterbation
Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.
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A quest to lose your virginity. Or more broadly, to get laid. From the premise of the movie, American Pie.
James: So, how is your American Pie quest going?
Matt: Not well, James. Not well.
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An Indian Woman's Hot Wet Pussy
"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"
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The face film star, Ron Jeremy makes while performing oral sex on a woman.
When Jeremiah came into the room with a pie face on, we all intantly knew what he had been up to.
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A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.
Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad
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Some Swedish fuck that does YouTube and tries to beat some Indian music station and pewdie pie is the type of guy slap some 5 year olds ass and then call her thicc
Pewdie pie is a fucking asshole
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a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.
Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.
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