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On the 3 of December bully al shorties
Oh look let’s go smack that tiny boys head off Cus it’s bully the shorties day
Total Muslim death dog whistle similar to to totally nice day
We need to save Europe have a totally marvelous day.
August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.
National Lulljaime day was created with the intention to celebrate the birth of a very special New Yorker.
Isaiah Max Claros, Age 16 as of 01/18/22, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He moved to Long Island at the age of 6 in an effort to escape the trenches for a bit and cool off in the suburbs. It was age 15/16 when his highschool friends began calling him “Lulljaime”, Also known as “The Foo you don’t fuck with”.
He carried this nickname throughout highschool, & altough this holiday is not celebrated on his birthday, the best way to commemorate this holiday is to go to his crib whilst blasting “Side Nigga Anthem”, by his favorite artist since he was little “Vegasmadechriss”.
Lulljaime: Posted up
Fan: Yo, Lemme get an autograph for National Lulljaime Day!
Lulljaime: Igu gang
On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass
ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day