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When you have explosive diarrhea that is so bad that it virtually or literally lifts you off the toilet seat (like a NASA rocket).
"Don't go in that stall, Leroy just had NASA - Ass in there!"
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When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)
"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"
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Adjective for large in size.
Can also be used to describe other body parts that are large.
Example 1: That's a big ass truck.
Example 2: He's got big ass legs.
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An increment of time, lengthy in nature.
After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.
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Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."
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This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
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