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an 89 cent burito at taco bell that is like crack wrapped in a tortilla
A:"Have you tried Taco Bell's new cheesy double beef burito?"
B:"You mean the tex-mex version of crack?"
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The act of acquiring a boner, then tucking it between your legs whilst your bitch inserts your dick into her Vag doggystyle.
Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
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don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....
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The lubricant of choice for a loose meat sandwich found in the rut of an old snapper.
Tracey brought her own au jus to lube up the loose meat sandwich. I asked her if that is supposed to be used for real food, and she told me to shut it and get back to work, kinda like Rabbit's boyfriend does.
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Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.
Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!
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1. shut up
This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.
girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
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When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
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