A joint owned or rolled by a deceased person
Soon larry left us, let us share his dead man joint in his memory
The stage in between drunk and blacked out. Also may be used to refer to waking up hungover/slightly drunk.
After Alli finished the game of flip cup she said aloud "I'm low key dead...".
Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.
I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..
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A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.
dinkle: *cries* you right.
Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.
Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"
literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead
HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL