That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“Did you hear what that one kid did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

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Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK

Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"

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The chosen one

The chosen one is someone who will bring balance to the force

Qui-gon jinn:I believe anakin is the chosen one I will train him

Master windu:Anakin is to old to be trained

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All But One

A great Call of Duty team that are gods. They get all the ladies. Better than Pewdiepie.

Did you hear of the team All But One? They're straight fire.

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cweet one

a girl that has a fat bunda and you say its leng, you call her this

hot girl: hello
man: BROOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR A CWEET ONE

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roust one

to smoke a blunt filled with weed. preferrably georgia peach flavored wraps

Yo dude do you want to roust one later today.

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Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

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