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Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.
Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!
Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?
When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.
After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.
Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens
Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth
The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad