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An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding
She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .
Here's a sentence using "put a sock in it":
* The librarian shushed the chattering students, "Put a sock in it, everyone! Others are trying to read."
A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "
I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .
The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*