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Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!

by GrassMan(aka:VhappyWagon69) April 15, 2020


Man Plasm

The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz

Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009


Slice man

man who only wants a slice

yo lemme get a slice man

by slicemanz August 3, 2009


Man Fact

A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.

Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.

by Leasie56 January 20, 2010


Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010


Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020


Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019