An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.
I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!
The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz
Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere
A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.
Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.
Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.
Is that a blanket?
No, its my non-gay man tarp.
A term to use for one that is useless.
Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man