Con eyes

The sight one develops from spending a lot of time at comic book conventions. Gives one the uncanny ability to notice the smallest toy or a poster across the convention floor.

Jack - how did cliff see that max reebo figure across the floor?
Jake - he's got those con eyes

Hate Eyes

When peoples eyes suddenly go from warm and welcoming to i hate the world! This usually happens after a good few beers and that last lager flipped the switch...

Oh look at Andy's eyes that last lager turned his Hate eyes on and they're scanning the room. "Do not look"

Wisdom-ey

Full of wisdom.

Today, my friend was acting extremely wisdom-ey.

Ey Pal

Dean Killan's Favourite Saying Lately

"Alrite Dean!" "hey pal!"

Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.

Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.

Ey It's Baru!

When you spot a cute little creature lurking in a photo or video. Often makes you feel excited and hungry. Can be abbreviated to E I B

Look at the Instagram reel I sent you of the South African Tree Frog. "Ey It's Baru!"

chicago eye

Male or female. One of the individuals eyes always looks towards Chicago no matter where they are located.

That chick I had a date with was really hot but her Chicago eye turned me off. (Crosseyed)