sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

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going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

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Tree House Moment

When a girl goes down on a guy in a tree house and doesnt remember the next day.

"Dammit I cant remember what happened last night, what happened?"
"Yeah girl, you had a tree house moment"

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chapo trap house

Chapo Trap House is an American politics and humor podcast founded in March 2016 and hosted by Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Felix Biederman, Amber A'Lee Frost, Virgil Texas and Brendan James. The show is closely identified with the Dirtbag Left, a term coined by Frost to refer to a style of left-wing politics that eschews civility-for-its-own-sake in favor of subversive, populist vulgarity.

chapo trap house is a leftist podcast

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White House Plumbers

White House Plumbers:the special unit established to investigate internal security leaks. This direct violation of the National Security Act's prohibition led Congress to strengthen provisions barring the agency from domestic operations.

I'm one of the white house plumbers you dombshit, dont shoot.

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toll house pie

2 eggs
1/2 c. all-purpose flour
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. finely packed brown sugar
1 c. butter, melted and cooled
1 (6 oz.) pkg. (1 c.) Nestle's Toll House semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell

If using frozen pie shell, use only deep dish style and thaw completely. Place on cookie sheet; bake 10 minutes longer.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In large bowl, beat eggs until foamy. Add flour and both sugars. Beat until well blended, and blend in melted butter. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Pour into pie shell. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour. Serve warm with whipped cream or ice cream.

Makes 1 pie.

A preference of mine is to not put any nuts in and add an extra half cup of sugar and sometimes an extra cup of chocolate chips.

Toll House Pie is good yummy stuff.

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empty-house party

A going away party held in a soon-to-be-vacant former residence, once all furniture and belongings have been removed. This type of party is advantageous as nothing can get broken.

Peter and Kimberly moved out all their stuff from the house; their empty-house party should be fun.

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