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the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.
Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.
friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.
friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.
friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
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a common excuse to any of life's problems. John Davis is used to take the blame for any unclaimed actions. John Davis does not have to be present to be accounted for his actions.
Teacher: Who changed the background of the computer?
**Class pauses for awkward silence**
Unnamed student: John Davis.
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When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.
Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?
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when you mistake someone's name for another one thats not at all like their actual name.
hey jimmy!
um..my name is maria! did you just make me into a john anthony???
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A song tht showed beautiful girls living in Poverty thinking their beauty will sustain their living
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He is a golden machine that attracts even the most untouchable poon. He is known as Captain because he leads all women to his penis.
John William leads all of the great fuckable women of the world to his penis.
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John Paul's are rednecks who love thick girls thicker than his wallet and the south as well as NASCAR and generally get all the ladies and spits fire when it comes to rap battles generally don't baths to keep a natural musk of his sisters pussy and dads dick.
John Paul loves thick girls and NASCAR!
John Paul's are the best rappers
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