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A small penis with foreskin, usually dirty and nasty looking.
Taylor Forb has gerber meat so his girlfriend did not want to give him a bj
Alternative word for a penis
Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Black people have nigga dick, White people have cracker dick, and Mexicans... they have "smoky meat".
That Guy had some smoky meat... and he was white.
1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with
I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
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I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.
To have sexual relations at work
Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’
A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.
Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.