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after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo
god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper
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A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.
After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"
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After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.
I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!
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When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.
“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”
“Nice they had a princess poop!”
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Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop
Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop
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When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.
“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”
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A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.
Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!
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