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Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.
hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!
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When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.
Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.
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The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.
Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
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When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.
friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex
friend 2: what we eating
friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass
friend 3: ima bring the heat
friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember
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a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.
person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.
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When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
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