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Retarded Act

Its an act in the legal system that hasn't been officially stated and or well defined and or implemented where a private sector and or government organization and or individual personal and or yours truly gives me and or someone else rubbish and or the biggest selection of useless information and or just general information to sift through that I cannot use and or that I cannot give to other people to use due to the requirements constructs and the arguments handler solutions constructs however provides lots of boring and or inappropriate work and additional time wasting activities and research to do that takes up a maximum amount of time while not allowing normal things like seeing friends, using and or purchasing and or selling houses, travel, dating and or sexual services, bypassing paywalls. Which might be fun and or amusing in the first year however causes what seems like a severe dysfunctional services offering and stunts additional expected lifestyle requirements while crowding out personnel and private space.

Did you see that retarded Act of banking and financial services request to the banking and financial services provider, Well wait till you see the retarded response from the banking and financial services providers and no solutions provisions.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023


Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024


Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023


Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by December 22, 2023


Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.

Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

by GlizzyDoll May 22, 2022


Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022


retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010