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These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)
1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek
3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out
5. Hickey on Neck
6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Finger/Handjob
9. Blowjob/eat pussy
10. Sex
11. Sex with role play
12. Threesome
13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.
P2: Damn, how far did you go?
P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation
Scenario 2:
P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
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When a man/women is attracted to both sexes AND animals/other life forms
Guy1: That female deer is so fucking sexy
Guy2:whaaa?
Guy1: you didnt know, im multi-sexual
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A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.
I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.
I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.
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Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.
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When a dini walks in on a Marian touching his penis then the dini says wow that's big then they proceed to fuck but then dinis mom comes home and says bubu I am home and walks on them fucking
Www.pornhub.com/Fucking step dad gon sexual
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that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.
hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war
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The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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