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Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....
My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.
The act of masturbating in the shower.
“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”
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When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.
"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."
"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"
When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.