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The absence of regular balls. In other words, acting like a wimp.
Suger Balls
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When two guys have sex with eachother by use of a dildo in each one, bent over, back to back, so that the force of them having sex will cause their scrotum's two swing against eachother, making a clapping sound.
Dude, me and Gary were ball clappin' last night like we was on PCP.
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when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there
"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"
or...
"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."
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When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls
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"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm
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A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
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When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.
Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
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