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"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm
A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.
Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*
girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp
boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*
boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.
"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."