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son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket
Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.
Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
That old dude is waffle bait.
When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.
I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.
Batter forming the shape of a waffle.
Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.
This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!