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A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.
Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey
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When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.
aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.
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Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.
"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.
"A..." Matt said, blushing.
Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.
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Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.
"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."
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fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*
girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp
boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*
boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
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When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.
Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!
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When you pull your pants down to piss, and one of your testicles hangs out of your pants, and the other stays in your pants. Can be slightly painful/uncomfortable if wearing very tight pants.
Person 1: Man, I hate having to take a piss because I always have a hang ball.
Person 2: Yeah, I feel your pain.
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