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During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
Someone who is being rude and a monster.
"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."
when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)
Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?
Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.
Samantha have some monster tits.
a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people