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Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by December 22, 2023


Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.

Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

by GlizzyDoll May 22, 2022


Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022


retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010


Mega Retard

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.

Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.

by Big Boi Billeee March 18, 2019


Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025


Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020