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dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes
When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.
Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!
When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...
Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's
Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)
It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes
Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead
Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe
The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float
A test for only the manliest men
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
**You stands for Non-Walking Dead fans and We stands for Walking dead fans**
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"
The Walking Dead Terms are something we should start to use.