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Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.
Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead
When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.
Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!
2👍 1👎
When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...
Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's
Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)
It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes
Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead
When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?
there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!
it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !
let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !
i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe
The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float