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When you don't listen to instructions well
Rubber ear
He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.
the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.
“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”
When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
A female gang, 4 short of a dozen, with synced menstrual cycles.
In walked in the rusty eights and we all knew shit was about to go down.
A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.
Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."