I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.
Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.
While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.
Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.
After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.
A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.
"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"