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Princess EGO syndrome.... he's so wonderful, cuz I told myself he is, can or will be .... that's nobody's fault but their own, the advice then is to tell the next generation of girls not to waste a day of their short perishable youth searching for the built up fairy tale dream of how their prince charming is to be, cuz they can't ever change the beast, and if the beast seems to be changing to what she thinks she wants, remember he's just acting or stupid. You cant change the nature of the beast, and you only waste your life trying, that's the female dilemma, trying to change the beast into something she can control!!!!!!!
Princess syndrome -any female that is spoiled rotten to point of delusion and believes it as a reality, this is the number one cause of divorce, abuse, rape, and death for these types. Annoying the bee hive too many times eventually gets you stung....
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A mental disorder (I think that's the right term) which is basically a milder form of autism. It varies from person to person.
It has many symptoms, but if you call them that, instead of the more PC, "tendancies" then you are automatically an asshole.
Some tendencies include:
Being awesome at math (because rain man says we are).
Not being able to make jokes (or friends).
Unintentionally acting like an asshole, even though we may spend a lot of time trying to act like what normal people do, 'n stuff.
Apparently choosing to be like this.
Getting bullied.
Being bullies.
Reading.
Having our parents being blamed for our condition.
Being told that our problems aren't as bad or important as those faced by people with high functioning autism, even though the main difference is the time we start speaking.
Having to deal with idiots who self diagnose because they dont like being around people all the time.
Using our diagnosis as a "get out of jail free" card.
Liking MLP.
Zach: "hello, how are you"
Aspie Aaron: "I'm alright"
...
Z: "what a fucking dick!"
AA: "I'm sorry, I have asperger's syndrome, I'm not to good at conversations."
Z: "Now you're using your diagnosis as an excuse?"
AA: "No, I was just explaining..."
Z: "What a fucking dick!
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Kip Syndrome n. A person who falls in love online; develops serious romantic relationships with people they meet on the internet. Originating from the film Napoleon Dynamite.
"I love Amy so much I would marry her today!"
"Haha Kip Syndorme! Nevermind me go back to your beloved Lafawnda!"
"Lafawnda?
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an affliction in which a person (males have a much higher rate of infection than females) ignores something extremely important that he must take care of, and instead "sticks their head in the sand" like an ostrich in an attempt to forget about the pressing issue completely
Zephora: "Doesn't Gabriel have that court thing tomorrow?"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
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HAT Syndrome-an incurable disease contracted through mindless installation of aftermarket car audio systems in pursuit of sound quality.
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
HAT Syndrome can be found at the following web sites.
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
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Becoming a crazy mother fucker who wants to beat the fuck out of somthing or someone.
Oh hes got LB Syndrome
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The condition where genitalia is in a perpetually happy state.
"Tom came down with a case of up-syndrome soon after meeting Caroline."
"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."
5:00 News Report:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome... Are two penises better than one?"
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