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A person with no hips moves side to side and puts there hands on there hip and face
I move like a snake in class cause I have no hips
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The sexual act when playing the saxophone while inserting the male genitalia into the anal
Boy: you like jazz??????
Boy 2: get the fuck in the bed daddy
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man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?
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When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
I'm farting like a Trojan today
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what you thought was the famous quote but since you are an idiot you got the things mixed up
A friend told me to float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.
Similie; Derivitive of Pwnd. Used mainly in gaming circles in australia. Is used to exclaim the extreme pwnage of someone. Use can be traced back to the villification of a petciular member of an australian gaming forum known as "Slinkovic"
Haha, Big Kev Got pwnd like a slink!
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When you're licking pussy and your tongue happens to hit her bung - you get the instantaneous taste of copper.
See also: Copper Mining
I was mackin' away when all of a sudden my my tongue hit her ass and I thought to myself: Mmmm... Tastes Like Pennies!
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