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The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different
She be on that April shit this morning
Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.
Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."
National Nude Pic Day
The only day of the year when you can request a nude pic
Girl, send me the pic...26 April
26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.
"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"
Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
National vote Grayden Robb For Senior Class President Day
On April 18’th I’m voting Grayden Robb!
National succ dicc day.
The day all the girls succ dick.
And the day is for the boys
-" hey bro it's April 18
-" yah go get ur dic succed"