Random
Source Code
Random
The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.
(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.
Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!
The use of advanced GoPro technology to place a small yet durable HD camera into the eye of the penis, so as to see as the dick does.
I titty fucked Amanda and got a sweet view of those fun bags by using Boner TV!
A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin
Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"
When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard
Oh shit another fridge boner in church
Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox