cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

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Buffet Eating Bone

A diss name for rapper Wish Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. People call him this because hes rather fat.

The members of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony are Bizzy Bone, Layzie Bone, Krayzie Bone, Flesh-N-Bone, and Buffet Eating Bone Wish Bone

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Eat my bullets

Gamer term for "I shot that guy with so many bullets and he's still alive!" Quite rage inducing for the hardcore gamer

EAT MY BULLETS! I SHOT HIM WITH 13 BULLETS!!!

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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.

Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?

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burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

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picking your nose and eating it

social suicide c. 1st - 5th grade.

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.

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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.

If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!

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