spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

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drink face

a shortening of the phrase "drink my face off." implies:
1. drinking to the point of not feeling feelings anymore
2. needing someone to tell you what you did the night before
3. randomly hooking up with someone (one or more is possible)due to drunkeness

Jordan: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Chris: No idea man, but I'm just trying to drink face.

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weenie face

n. -A person who is a loser.
-an insult to express dislike
in a teasing manner.

person #1- Ahh did you see that kid drop his food all over his
clothes?

person #2- Yeah, what a weenie face!

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Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.

"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."

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Farrah Faces

An ugly face that can be linked to the face that Farrah Abraham (from MTV's 16 and Pregnant) makes when she cries.

Mandi: "Why don't you want to cry?!"
Sam: "I really don't want to make those Farrah Faces!"

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Sugar faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

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piggy face

A person, normally a female, that has a small scrunched up face. The nose is normally really small and wide, whilst the cheeks are small, yet really chubby. It is also used as another word for a nice body, but an ugly face. See butterface.

Tom: I don't understand why Taylor thinks she is just the sexiest scene queen since the dawn of time.
Jim: Why is that?
Tom: Just look at her! Yeah, her body is nice.. but she's got a piggy face!
Tom: Yeah... she kind of does.

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