the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"
That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”
If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit
You are a matthew barrick ewwwww
a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever
wow that guy is such a sexy matthew
The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.
“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”
The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar
"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"
A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl
Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch