60% of the time, it works, every time.
Yup, its made with bits of real panther. So you know its good. (Sex Panther)
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A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
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A now retired HBO series in syndication that chronicles the life of four single heterosexual women living in New York City who behave like stereotypical single gay men living in New York City.
"Carrie, those Manolo Blahnik shoes are just to DIE for. Now let me tell you about all the guys I'm screwing..."
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Not wearing a condom while having sex.
Franklin got HIV because he had unprotected sex.
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The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.
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Where you get together with someone simply to go somewhere and have sex. Good clean fun for if you've got a tight schedule that day, and you really know the person well.
Dave and Colleen had just sex dates for a whole week.
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having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.
Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.
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