The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
Gave the misses the old French abortion last night
A amazing artist, a playboy, a offspring of Hugh Hefner, and looks very good
Oh shit, that’s French Cartier.
When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.
"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass
Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.
When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
I French braided this girl last night