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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 6, 2021


French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 22, 2022


French Cartier

A amazing artist, a playboy, a offspring of Hugh Hefner, and looks very good

Oh shit, that’s French Cartier.

by Slam that bih June 14, 2018


French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019


French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021


French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 13, 2019


FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019