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When the calendar goes to Sunday, and ya dick goes between ya girls titties
Hey Mario, I’m not coming out to watch the game today son, it’s Titty Fucking Sunday!!
Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.
*following week it happens again
A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!
generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.
Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus
A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on
Damn Allyse with them bookshelf ass titties
When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.
I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.