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When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!
The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
"I just had an epic Power Toilet"
"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"
The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?
btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan
Sigma: It’s wrong
btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.
May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"
"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."