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dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”
A slang term that can be used to describe a female who exhibits all the attributes of somebody with a foot fetish, but vehemently denies actually having one.
-That girl likes to ask me for feet pics but she always follows it up by saying its a joke!
-Wow, she sounds like such a Mary L!
A hot egyptian mom who makes you nut long and hard all night long
Happy’s mom Mary L is so hot. I could stop
1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
She is one of the greatest human beings alive, she's always there for you and always the most sweet and caring girl you'll find, no matter what she can always make you smile. She's absolutely adorable and pretty and by far the cutest gal you'll meet.
Mitch: oh my god Shelby Marie Meeks is amazing