Hoe Pizza

The hoeiest pizza, for hoes, Dominos.

If you sell pussy or ass, there's a Dominos box nearby. Guaranteed.

A few more sucked dicks and I'll be able to afford a hoe pizza for dinner.

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."

I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.

All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game

Has Pizza

A statement you make when you're so far gone after taking more than 4 joints to the neck, most famously stated by Scogg

"Scogg has pizza"

jailhouse pizza

A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.

Trig: I think I’m going to make some jailhouse pizza tonight!

Avery: GOD NO

Pizza style

The act of doing something pizza style.

I'm gonna hang myself. Pizza style!