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The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.
Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.
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A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.
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Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"
Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."
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First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!
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(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
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Verb: to fill an area with nastyness through means of a rancid fart
I had to get outta there, I stank assed the bathroom so bad the paint was starting to peel.
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