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This Air simp is a very simpy simp. In fact she is so simpy one would say she could become obsessive. Wether its over a celebrity or her school crush she is still simp. She is also a very sweet person, she is so kind, caring and loving. She craves to be loved truly by someone but she is sadly stuck as a single pringle.
I love that Simp- Air.
Wow she is such a Simp- Air
A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.
She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.
The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship
Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me
Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.
Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.