Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.

"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

Dead White Men

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.

Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?

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fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

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drop dead, gorgeous

Tbh, the most amazing band in the world. Ever.

Drop Dead, Gorgeous are fucking awesome! Let's mosh...

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Dead chat XD

A catchphrase used by the cool kids of a group chat whenever the chat or server is silent for a few instants.

Chat: nobody texted in 3 seconds
The cool kid: DEAD CHAT XD

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