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a dumb nigga from mars
he doesn't know what the dog is doing
he supports Obama and is 47 in dog years
guy 1: "i feel like shit"
Harry Lockwood: *enters the room*
guy 1: *dies of aids"
Awakening Talent Contest Winner!
Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
Harris J is a british muslim singer
When a woman is on her knees giving you fellatio and you thrust so hard that you make her nose bleed while your pubes go into her nostrils.
Bro, I finally gave my girlfriend a bloody Harry.
Cj harris is a dude and hes and asshole jerk face with no life and animates lego in his room with his brother and uses pickup lines on every girl he sees.
Total jerkface
That is cj harris a royal asshole
A club at most high schools made for nerds and gay kids who want to play with wands
Me and my boyfriend are going to Harry Potter Club.
A man with the fattest GYAT on the planet, a 9 inch penis, and a strong sexual attraction towards men.
Person 1: Yo have you met Nathan Harris King yet?
Person 2: Nah but I've heard he gives that ridiculous slurpy gluck gluck 3000
To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.