Comp Time

Time off work, that is awarded for time worked outside of regular working hours instead of being payed overtime.

This may or not may actually exist, depending on Standard Operating Procedures. Could be replaced with Supervisory Discretionary Time Away From the Office (SDTAFO).

If you work on Saturday, you will be awarded one day of Comp Time so you can take off next Friday instead.

or

Comp Time does not exist for you, because you are a salaried employee.

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The Times Square

a delicious drink, consisting of gold schlager and a&w cream soda, try it, it's delicious =

Me: Hey you guys come try this new drink I just made up called the times square!

You Guys: MMMM that's delish!

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Breezy Time

A bullshit excuse for procrastination. A good excuse to grab another beer. Flat out annoying to those who do not celebrate 'breezy time'. Used by the Irish way too much! When the phrase 'Breezy Time" is stated to a group of people they should go to the nearest fridge, grab a beer, and a seat, for it is chill time.

"Ok, lets go out!"
"Nah dude, grab a beer, Breezy Time, take it easy"

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bad time

At some point you just die
And the game over screen appears
And Determination starts playing
And you’re just like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘do you wanna have a bad time?’ -sans undertale

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oprah time

To be able to have your time talk without no one interrupting

I need some oprah time to get some stuff off my chest, you can wait till my time is over.

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time out

A way of rescuing yourself from a failed joke (it must be said quickly before anyone else can time you out) or a way of letting someone know that what they'd just said didn't work and/or was not funny.

"I'll buy that for a dollar! (no one laughs because this was only funny during Robocop's theatrical release) Time out..."

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Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

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