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Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya Moore for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020


Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023


cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021


Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it

Ancient Egyptians created cat persons

by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023


The best person

me lmao cry about it

I am the best person

by Little Gay Riding Hood June 10, 2022


Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024


person concentrate

The human equivalent of juice concentrate: you can deal with them in small doses or diluted by a lot of people (and maybe alcohol).

A person with such a strong personality that you can only stand to be around them for short periods of time.

I like Gloria but her boyfriend is person concentrate so I can’t hang out with the two of them for very long.

by Googly Eye Dol February 26, 2024