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June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”
Who the fuck names there kid June would like a girl like that probably has red hair and is ginger and badass and is so tall it is crazy how good she is at lighting up the room and is funny and weird but she has her friends hope Quinn
June name is a smart strong and sometimes weird
When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.
I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.
Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes
June 15 is the day when you need to have $£gg$ With your mom
I don’t have an example just go for it June fifteen
When a man is stupid enough to agree with his female partner that she looks fat
Will ended up sleeping on the couch after he had a Mama June Moment.