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When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!
When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!
When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!
When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!
The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit
Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.
A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.
Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.