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When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!
Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!
J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?
Z: ..............
J: ......... um i sai-
Z: You have a purdy mouth.
J: ...
Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?
** J peppersprays Z**
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A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.
David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"
Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."
David: "but you have syphilis"
Jason: "I got it from your dad"
David: "can you fix this part for me?"
Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"
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A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar.
Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot. One of the elderly spills his drink all over your back. You yell "Mother-" but catch your felf and say "Mother-shut-your-mouth". You are now the sweetest person for not cursing.
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From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
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A variation on the common saying, "keep your voice down", but with more emphasis on physically keeping the mouth out of sight and harm's way.
Secondary usage of the phrase:
Also used when receiving oral pleasure and the giver lifts his or her head at an inopportune moment, typically before climax or orgasm.
Bob: No, those girls totally reek of cigarette smoke, no way would I think about hittin' that.
John: Damn it Bob, keep your mouth down, they are right behind us.
or
Jimmy: Damn it, Jessie keep your mouth down, I was about to finish!
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The additional act of fellatio performed at the end of a massage, typically costing around $20.00.
Also can be used to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman.
I went down to the rub and tug to get a massage and the massuse gave me a 20 dollar hot mouth!
That bitch is such a fuckin' skank. She fucks everyone in town....what a $20 Dollar Hot Mouth.
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The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet
I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!
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