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having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.
Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.
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I don't have one because I am a loner
Just like the people reading this
Sorry for your disappointment
I don't have a sex story Because I am lonely.
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Made popular by the Simpsons...by KRUSTY, who apparently cant spell...
We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron
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yall nasty, but so am i. so here i go, enjoy!
my sex story
this is my Sex story.
I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
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mind sex (n.) (v.)— 1. The act of two people exchanging aspects of eachother's intellects—thoughts, perception, memory, emotion, will; imagination—far beyond a superficial level, executed through conversation. It is often characterized by intimacy, closeness, and exclusivity between the two persons. 2. To intellectually penetrate (or enter into) one’s mind/thoughts as if in sexual intercourse. 3. The mental version of sexual intercourse.
(n.) When an evolutionist and an archeologist convene, a long session of mind sex is sure to occur.
(v.) Once she found out that I believed in the bible too, we stayed up all night having mind sex about the scriptures.
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Marathon sex lasting 5 hours or more... Usually accompanied by 4-5 bottles of vitamin water.. you typically lose track of the ammoint of orgasms, leaving penises black and blue and pussies raw. Please consult a doctor.
Other in related injuries, sore hips, knees, pulled muscles and dry mouth. Extreme hunger has also been reported.
We totally sex binged yesterday...
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Extremely great sex. Very wet, very sloppy.
Alli and I had amazing bomb sex last night; we went for 3 hours!
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