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When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT
Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.
A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Someone who corrects another persons grammar but then turns around and messes up themselves.
(Guy 1): Man this is so fun.
(Guy 2): So much fun you mean, you am welcome.
(Guy 1): Thanks Grammar Man.
The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.
Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.
A nick name given to a person with the birth name Fred/Freddy often used by friends.
Freddy : Hey, whats up guys?
Guys : Nothin much Fred Man!